Early ventriloquists and their dummies.
Why, no, nothing creepy about ventriloquists at ALL.
I will steadfastly defend clowns to the day I die.
Ventriloquist dummies, however, are fricking creepy as hell.
Remember when I said “one of” my biggest fears is fungi? My biggest one is ventriloquist dummies
SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
me when i finally get a girlfriend.
I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
She looks so much like her father!
Charles Bukowski (via thesilvercrustacean)